I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
I’VE GOT A DREAM.
I’VE GOT A DREAM.
I JUST WANT TO KILL THE FUCKING AVENGER’S TEAM.
AND WITH EVERY PASSING HOUR,
I GAIN MORE AND MORE WORLD POWER.
LIKE ALL YOU DYING FOLKS, I’VE GOT A DREAM.
I’M GONNA BE THE KING OF EARTH, SO AVENGERS BEWARE
WITH MY MAGIC GLOWY STICK, AND MAGIC SHINEY HAIR
I’M GONNA STEAL THE TESSERACT AND WAGE OUT RIGHT WAR
SO BRUSH UP ON YOUR BOWING DOWN, CUZ NO WAY I’LL LOSE TO THOR
DON’T TRY TO FIGHT OR AN ARMY I WILL BRING
OH JUST YOU WAIT TILL I’M KING!
I FORTUNATELY KNOW A LITTLE MAGIC
IT’S A TALENT THAT I ALWAYS HAVE POSESSED
AND DEAR BROTHER, PLEASE DON’T LAUGH
I USE IT ON BEHALF
OF THE MISERABLE, THE LONELY, AND DEPRESSED
(PATHETIC)
POOR MIDGUARDIAN FOOLS!
IN PAIN, IN NEED!
THIS ONE LONGING TO BOW DOWN
THAT ONE WANTS TO KNEEL TOO
AND DO I HELP THEM?
YES INDEED.
THOSE POOR MIDGUARDIAN FOOLS
SO SAD, SO TRUE
THEY GO RUNNING TO ESCAPE, CRYING ‘LOKI NO PLEASE’
AND I CHUCKLE!
YES I DO.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg
holy shit
i would have promised you my soul
i don’t always tear up at sappy videos
but when i do
it’s because they are unfuckingbelievable
JUST PRESS PLAY
I made this for obvious reasons
Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important
Shake It Out (Instrumental with Backvocals) - Florence and the Machine
I want to use this song for every time I want to be condescending to someone on purpose.
Houston judge Lanny Moriarty • On his decision to sentence a 17-year-old honor student, who (since her parents divorced and both skipped town) has had to work both a full and a part time job just to support two siblings, to spend a day in jail, after she missed school recently. Diane Tran, who also takes dual-credit college-level courses, says that she’s often so tired that she finds it difficult to wake up for school. But that didn’t sway Moriarty, who chose to make an example of Tran. If you think this sucks, we direct you to this Change.org petition.
To the parents and judge; What The Fuck??
(via swagandpassion)
This is some pure fuck shit. You know good and damn well this was overkill. And now that is going to follow her the rest of her life. And for what? So you can feel high and mighty.
(via inmyhead16)
i was gon say I KNOW THIS AINT A WHITE KID. and of course she isnt. shes asian. of course. fuck this country. i cant.
(via bad-dominicana)
tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
detectiveinspectorgreglestrade:
….yes, thank you for the reminder…
arse.
SHUT UP. DDDDDDDD:
NOOOOOOoooooOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!111!!!11!!1111!!!
I CANNOT TURN THE VOLUME UP LOUD ENOUGH
OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE TEN MILLION NOTES
I WANT TO PLAY
I WANT TO PLAY THIS.
This this this this this.