Being good to each other is so important, guys.
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
Christopher Lee turned 92 just last week. Naturally, he marked the big day with the release of a new mini-album — Metal Knight.
Because Saruman is more badass than you.
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
Oh god, those poor elephants.
warrior queen: for blood-borne battle queens who were taught that actions always speak louder than words, and whose reigns are always brief but annihilating [listen]
He Mele No Lilo - Mark Keali’i Ho’omalu and The Kamehameha Schools
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
Buying these asap.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
OH MY GOD
Time has come….
Watch the premiere of Alexander Rybak's new music video to:
I N T O A F A N T A S Y
This song will be featured in the end credits and soundtrack of the new DreamWorks Pictures adventure “How to Train Your Dragon 2" in many European countries.
Read here more about where you and how you can buy, download or stream this song (x).
Now sit back, put the loudspeakers on full volume and your computer on full screen, relax and ENJOY!! :)
- Rybak’s FaceBookies,xx