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moonkistforlife:

celestialmayhem:

dmcxwtf:

anorie:

saintdoriangray:

oh-hello-there-pretty:

sageoflogic:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

tomhiddlestonfans:

callmekitto:

sherlocksupportgroup:

 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST

FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES

WILL BE MINE


LOOK AT ME

I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN

OR A PERFECT HEIR

CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT

TO PLAY THIS PART?

AM I MEANT TO RULE?

HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?

IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?

OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS

SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.

AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION

IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY 

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?

YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM

TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN

SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU

BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT

WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET

WHO YOUR FATHER IS

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON

YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES

WHY DENY IT, OH OH

IT CAN’T BE TRUE

I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON

I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I JUST WANT TO KILL THE FUCKING AVENGER’S TEAM.

AND WITH EVERY PASSING HOUR,

I GAIN MORE AND MORE WORLD POWER.

LIKE ALL YOU DYING FOLKS, I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I’M GONNA BE THE KING OF EARTH, SO AVENGERS BEWARE

WITH MY MAGIC GLOWY STICK, AND MAGIC SHINEY HAIR

I’M GONNA STEAL THE TESSERACT AND WAGE OUT RIGHT WAR

SO BRUSH UP ON YOUR BOWING DOWN, CUZ NO WAY I’LL LOSE TO THOR

DON’T TRY TO FIGHT OR AN ARMY I WILL BRING

OH JUST YOU WAIT TILL I’M KING!

I FORTUNATELY KNOW A LITTLE MAGIC

IT’S A TALENT THAT I ALWAYS HAVE POSESSED

AND DEAR BROTHER, PLEASE DON’T LAUGH

I USE IT ON BEHALF

OF THE MISERABLE, THE LONELY, AND DEPRESSED 

(PATHETIC)

POOR MIDGUARDIAN FOOLS!

IN PAIN, IN NEED! 

THIS ONE LONGING TO BOW DOWN

THAT ONE WANTS TO KNEEL TOO

AND DO I HELP THEM?

YES INDEED.

THOSE POOR MIDGUARDIAN FOOLS

SO SAD, SO TRUE

THEY GO RUNNING TO ESCAPE, CRYING ‘LOKI NO PLEASE’

AND I CHUCKLE!

YES I DO.


sorenhateseverything:

jeric-kripke:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

holy shit

i would have promised you my soul

i don’t always tear up at sappy videos

but when i do

it’s because they are unfuckingbelievable

actinoutloud:

JUST PRESS PLAY

I made this for obvious reasons

Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Shake It Out (Instrumental) by Florence + The Machine from the album: Ceremonials Instrumental

love-uk:

Shake It Out (Instrumental with Backvocals) - Florence and the Machine

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

gypseian:

hiougi-city:

I want to use this song for every time I want to be condescending to someone on purpose.

If you let one (truant student) run loose, what are you gonna’ do with the rest of ‘em? Let them go too?

Houston judge Lanny Moriarty • On his decision to sentence a 17-year-old honor student, who (since her parents divorced and both skipped town) has had to work both a full and a part time job just to support two siblings, to spend a day in jail, after she missed school recently. Diane Tran, who also takes dual-credit college-level courses, says that she’s often so tired that she finds it difficult to wake up for school. But that didn’t sway Moriarty, who chose to make an example of Tran. If you think this sucks, we direct you to this Change.org petition.

To the parents and judge; What The Fuck??

(via swagandpassion)

This is some pure fuck shit. You know good and damn well this was overkill. And now that is going to follow her the rest of her life. And for what? So you can feel high and mighty. 

(via inmyhead16)

i was gon say I KNOW THIS AINT A WHITE KID. and of course she isnt. shes asian. of course. fuck this country. i cant.

(via bad-dominicana)

wrockingandrowling:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

I CANNOT TURN THE VOLUME UP LOUD ENOUGH

OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE TEN MILLION NOTES

moves-like-jaeger:

rainbowsaola:

I WANT TO PLAY

I WANT TO PLAY THIS.

charcoalandcaffeine:

This this this this this.

charcoalandcaffeine:

This this this this this.